After receiving a complete physical, a man is at home and the phone rings. It is his doctor.
"Well Mr. Jones, I have your test results back. I'm not sure how to tell you this, only that I have bad news and worse news. Which would you like first?"
"Er, I guess I'll take the bad news first"
"Sorry to say, but you only have 24 hours to live"
"Oh my God! What could be worse than that?!"
"I've been trying to get a hold of you since yesterday"
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