> > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
> wearing an oxygen mask
> over
> > his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to
> give him a partial
> > sponge bath.
> > Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.
> 'Are my testicles black?'
> >
> > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I
> don't know, Sir. I'm only here
> to
> > wash your upper body and feet.'
> >
> > He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check.
> Are my testicles
> black?'
> >
> > Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and
> heart rate from
> worry
> > about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
> and pulls back the
> > covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one
> hand and his
> > testicles
> > in the other.
> >
> > Then, she takes a close look and says, There's
> nothing wrong with them,
> > Sir!'
> >
> > The man pulls off his oxygen mask,! smile s at her
> and says very slowly,
> > 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
> listen very, very
> > closely......
> >
> > A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k
>
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