[Jokes] [FAQ]


[Previous Message] [Next Message]

Date: September 28, 2008 at 21:13:20
From: Joe M
Subject: Pay Attention


Pay Attention!!

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first
Anatomy class, with a real dead pig. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with A White sheet. The professor started the
class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
important qualities as A Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
anything involving The Animal body'.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuck his finger in the
butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck his Finger in his mouth.

'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students. The students freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead Pig And sucking on it.When everyone finished,
the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my INDEX finger.

Now learn to pay attention..

Life's Tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.



  • View entire thread
  • [Previous Message] [Next Message]




    Follow Ups:


    [Jokes] [FAQ]


    [75-39-109-220.lightspeed.brhmmi.sbcglobal.net]-->