A man was lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask on.
The nurse comes in to give him light sponge bath.
As she was cleaning him he asks the nurse, "Nurse? Are my testicles black?"
"Excuse me?" said the nurse with surprise in her voice.
"Are my testicles black?"
"Uh, well, let's see"
So she opens the bottom of his gown, lifts his ding dong and looks.
"Uh, no. You're testicles aren't black".
Then the man pulls the oxygen mask off and repeats the question, "Are my test results back?"
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