A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his
drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making
biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it
down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a
menacing stare as if to say,
'What'cha gonna do about it?'
The poor little guy starts crying.
'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the
biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand
to see a man crying.
'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little
guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right.' 'I
overslept and w as late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to
put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink
the damn poison
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